January 2012
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africans:
i hate how shitty my mom treats me in spite of the fact that i saved her life more than once
do you know how many chain emails i’ve passed on to make sure she didn’t die in five hours???
adolfphin:
all i wanna do is sleep and feel sorry for myself
jesustakedawheel:
someone feed me pills
spicyjew:
i’m never going to get a boyfriend because blogging
stormcloud:
did you know that 100% of people with a self diagnosed personality disorder also have a tumblr
iilluminaughty:
Nothing says, “almost got caught masturbating” like an empty google page.
i got a handful of xanax from my friend’s mom last night and slept so fuckin good now im hungry and there’s only bologna to eat im gonna pretend it’s filet mignon bon appetit